Being In Love

Today is Peter and Carol’s wedding. He was cheating on his girlfriend. He had paid for some spies trying to avoid his lover disrupt the wedding.

Amy- Peter’s lover- usually wears scruffy, old fashioned… A sex’s symbol! Today she was in the church. She had been working for a long time. The spies didn’t notice her presence.

Suddenly, they were in silence. She interrupted the priest and she said: ‘There are eight Carol’s lovers here’. Do you marry me, Peter?

Achieving Aims

It was 2098. Teachers were absolutely irritated with some children. I was working at The Torment School. Children there were rude, impolite, lazy, disrespectful… definitely, spoilt children!

We had an idea. We went to excursion- To HELL! There they’ll be punished with hard tasks as mopping, sweeping or simply, be quiet!

When the time had finished, my pupils didn’t want to go back.

They had been enjoying a head massage with delicious fragrant shampoo. Now they had all they wanted, two big devil’s horns!

Respectful

Finally I´m in the Louvre Museum! I´m in love with art. I can´t understand why some people come to the museums drinking and walking as if they were in the park. I hate those people...

I´m in front of the Mona Lisa! I’m getting dizzy. 

Someone offers me a Red Bull!

That´s very disrespectful! We are in front of a marble!

Such is my annoyance that I punch the Red Bull.

Damned! The Red Bull is opened...

Seeing the disaster I start running away, sweating and screaming... As if I were a baby in the park... I hate those people...

The Perfect Paella

She was always complaining about how he made paella. He had made a huge effort that morning just for her. When he placed the plate of paella on the table, he was excited. It would be the first time that his wife would like his paella. He was wrong, as always. She wrinkled her nose. Extremely angry he threw it out the window. And the paella too.

The Job Interview

I had a job interview. I was running to get there on time. When I went through a narrow street, a kind of yellow rice fell on top of my head. That was it for my interview. Some got in my mouth, "paella" I thought. When I looked up to see where it was coming from I saw a woman falling from the building screaming at the top of her lungs.
"Someone threw her through the window" Said the police when they got to the scene. "I guess he didn't like the paella" I replied trying to be funny...

A Bad Joke

That's it. I've died. I can see in "flash-backs" everything I've done wrong throughout my life. "I'm definitively going to hell" I thought.

It kind of looks like a red cave where everyone laughs but you can't. I saw they play jokes on the noobies. I wonder what they're going to do to me... A kind of flying skinny pig comes to me and gives me a shampoo. "Thanks" I say. I'm bald as a bowling ball. I don't know if the worse thing in hell is that they made fun of me or that the joke wasn't even funny...

A Tricky Situation

It was my first day in jail. I didn't have a good day. I was taking a shower. Every prisoner was looking at me. I was so embarrassed. Suddenly I heard “splash”. I looked from where the sound came. I had to get my shampoo from the floor. Suddenly “What the hell?” I thought. I should have never done that robbery.