My Husband’s First Kiss.

A few years ago, I had a car accident. Unfortunately, I got unconscious. When I woke up, I didn’t remember anything.

Three months ago, my friends decided to do an advertisement because all of us were models. It consisted of kissing various participants at the first sight. 

Surprisingly, when I was kissing a hot guy, I remind something… I continue kissing him desirously, heartily… and I found the answer. The reason why I reminded he was well known by me was because of his rare big mouth- Definitely, he was a vampire!

Inspired by: ¿A qué saben los besos entre desconocidos?

Diamonds In The Air

I felt happy that day. Everything seemed wonderfull in the airport. The plan was perfect: Perfect day, perfect moment, perfect place. I was going to became rich.

Perfect…except for one thing: That horrible itching sensation in the ass.

Seeing the situation, I pretended to be lame, but that wasn’t enough. 

I still hear that horrible sentence: “Sorry, Sir. You will have to be registered. Can I see your underpants?”

Yes, due to a stupid mistake with the underpants I lost 7000 diamonds and my freedom.

Inspired by: Detenido en China un hombre con 7.000 diamantes ocultos en su ropa interior

              

Memory Problem

I saw his empty bed. I couldn’t believe it. They can’t have taken him to the mortuary. Immediately I went there to say him goodbye. I was drowning it in a sea made of tears. While I walked thought the waiting I saw a man taking a coffee. My father forgot that he hates it. 

Inspired by: Muere Adolfo Suárez

A Rainy Day

It’s a rainy day. I see this paper on the counter. It says that I have an appointment to go to the doctor’s today. I don’t feel well. When I walk to get a taxi, I get the chance to look on a displace case. I look skinny, but especially pale. I get into the taxi and I show the driver the paper so he could take me to the right place. Once I get to the hospital I feel exhausted. I don’t know how much I paid for the taxi. I don’t care. It’s my turn, the doctor tells me I have Alzheimer’s disease, it’s causing me malnutrition. What a great day. I go to bed.

I wake up. It’s a rainy day. I don’t feel well. I look on the mirror and I seem skinny, but especially pale. I’m going to call to doctor to get an appointment…

Inspired by: El alzhéimer acaba matando por infecciones y malnutrición

Resentful!

When I arrived on Monday at CES DON BOSCO, a student from first grade gave me a clover pin. At first, I thought it was a nice gift because of St Patrick’s Day. When I opened it, I poked it in my finger. It was a poisoned revenge. Her boyfriend was mine now!

A Nice Visit.

While we were taking a Religion class, suddenly the door was closed. Could have been Don Bosco? Was it his spirit? Was it a punishment? 

Everyday Things

We were in class. Someone knocked the door.

The teacher said: Come in if you are a pink cow with wings!

Thank you- She entered and sat down.

Brave Excuses

-“But this is unfair! You are not considering my situation”.

-“Did you really think that I was going to believe that you don’t have your project for today because a Leprechaun came to your room jumping, took your papers and jumped through the window with them?”

-“Why not? Today is Saint Patrick”

A Not So Lucky Shamrock

"You look like a leprechaun with those clothes on” said Pablo laughing at María, but nobody realized the little blonde leprechaun hidden behind Caño’s back. He started to cry.

Not So Fast

Pablo forgot his story. “I bet you’ll have to read it” said Caño laughing. When Alfonso asked for Caño’s story he had to say “I forgot it…”

"Leprechaun"

When John saw that Leprechaun, the little guy said “Since it’s Saint Patrick’s, I’ll grant you a wish if you let me screw your wife”. John accepted after hesitating. When the Leprechaun was doing so, John said “I can’t believe I’m getting a wish!” The Leprechaun replied “I can’t believe you thought I was a Leprechaun!” 

Interesting

I saw something weird in class... I asked María to hand me her book, she said: "Use my iPad instead".
That spider didn't know what hit it.