Apology

Dear Lucifer:

We can’t continue like this. The only way of solving problems is the dialogue.

The angels and me didn’t want to offend you when we made jokes about your hair.

Come on! You have to recognize that mistaking the shampoo with the blue dye was funny!

We didn’t know that you were going to shave your head and go out of heaven. That was very radical! Besides, Hell is not a good place for you.

Please, come here and have a talk with us. We miss you so much.

I hope to hear from you soon

Love

God