CHARACTERS:
- Pablo López Pinardo as Mike
- María
Gómez Piris as Amy
- Andrea
Amaya García as Sarah
- Lucía Kasner Tourné as Becky
(Sound: music)
Mike: Welcome to today’s programme in which you’ll
discover the most interesting and useful products!!
Amy: Exactly Mike! Today´s one is especially
wonderful! I would even say the year’s product! Your best friend from now on to
the rest of your life!!
Sarah: Are you ready?!!
(Sound: Crickets)
Sarah: I can’t hear you!! Are you ready?!!
(Sound: No)
Sarah: Let’s go!
(Sound: Cavalry charge)
Amy: Here we have the new LPC charger!!!
Mike: This charger is the most efficient
charger in the world. With it your phone battery will last 5 days without any
cable!!
Amy: In fact, we are already using that charger
in our phones and we can ensure you that it’s, honestly, the best charger in
the world!
Sarah: Now! If you have any doubts about this
product, pick up your phone and call us!! We would be happy to answer all your
questions.
Amy: You just have to dial the number. 207-123-4567.
I repeat 207-123-4567.
Mike: We have our first call! ... Hello! Who am
I talking to?
Becky: Hi! My name is Becky. I’m from San
Francisco. Good morning San Francisco!! Hello mom! I love you!
Amy: Well. What’s your question, Becky?
Becky: Right. What would happen if you charge half
of the battery with your charger and the other half with a normal charger?
Would it last two days and a half? Which one is stronger? For how long do I
have to charge my phone with your charger if I want to have the whole battery?
Could my house catch in fire if I leave the charger plugged in without the
phone? What…?
Mike: Wow, one by one please Becky. About
mixing the effects of our charger and a normal one, the LPC charger uses the
others’ power. So, using another charger would be a complete waste of time. You
should get rid all the chargers you have at home because from now they are
useless.
Becky: Mmm… OK, I’ll do it! (2 silent seconds)
Done!
Amy: Next question! It was about the time you
need to charge your phone, wasn't it?
Becky: Yes, exactly!
Amy: Great. In the worst case, you’ll need
twelve months, but normally you’ll only spend a year.
Becky: Isn't it the same?
Amy: Mmm… well, that is another way of seeing
it.
Becky: A whole year for only five days?!
Amy: Oh yeah baby, but think about those great
days! They will be amazing!
Becky: But… but… I just got rid of all my old
chargers...
Sarah: OK, next question. You were worried about
what would happen if you leave the charger plugged in. Don’t worry. It would be
there for the whole year. That charger is going to be a part of your house. Like
your pet… or a son… Don’t worry, it won’t explode, except if you have something
made out of wood at home because it produces a chemical reaction that makes it
explode.
Becky: Mmm… But my floor is wooden. Is that a
problem?
Sarah: Mmm… I don’t think so! Wooden floors don’t
have any wood. It is all made by plastic...
Becky: Feew…Now, I am relieved.
(Sound: applauses)
Becky: But… I still having questions.
Mike: OK Becky, come on!
Becky: What would happen if…
(Sound: Beep-beep-beep-beep-beep)
Mike: Mmm Becky, Becky…?
(Sound: NO BATTERY)
Sarah: OK, we are having some technical problems.
Our phones are running out of battery.
Mike: (Whispering) But… we are in the first day
after a whole year of charging.
Amy: (Whispering) Shh, be quiet! ….. (Normal
voice) If you want to ask other questions, please write to our email.
Mike: Take
note. fraud@gmail.com. Again: f-r-a-u-d@gmail.com.
That’s all for today folks. See you in the next programme .We will talk about the flying car. We can’t wait for it!
All together: BYEEEEEE
(Sound: music)
