Diamonds In The Air

I felt happy that day. Everything seemed wonderfull in the airport. The plan was perfect: Perfect day, perfect moment, perfect place. I was going to became rich.

Perfect…except for one thing: That horrible itching sensation in the ass.

Seeing the situation, I pretended to be lame, but that wasn’t enough. 

I still hear that horrible sentence: “Sorry, Sir. You will have to be registered. Can I see your underpants?”

Yes, due to a stupid mistake with the underpants I lost 7000 diamonds and my freedom.

Inspired by: Detenido en China un hombre con 7.000 diamantes ocultos en su ropa interior